I'm looking for new, funny euphemisms for men with baby pricks...

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Permalink Reply by Craig Gregg on March 3, 2009 at 3:07am

but it's still not a penis.

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Permalink Reply by Stuffinjello on August 12, 2008 at 9:56pm

Craig Gregg's list should be enough =-) ..... Anyways, what's the name of your book going to be?

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Permalink Reply by Starr Spitz on August 13, 2008 at 10:17pm

"He Just Wants To Get Inside Of You and That's Cool If You're A Slut and You Know That Going Into Girl: A Slut's Guide to Living A Happy And Slutty Life While Avoiding The Pitfalls of Slutdom" Part Deux

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Permalink Reply by Quancy Newtron on August 19, 2008 at 11:12am

I'm all about a woman's right to be happy and slutty

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Permalink Reply by REB on August 13, 2008 at 10:44pm

How about simply "Protruding Miniature Nubature". I have to say that my inspiration for this was Swayze, as I was watching Roadhouse when I came up with this. PMN for short. If you are in a social setting with your lady friends and you are talking in code, PMN for short can be used in front of unsuspecting males who may be in the immediate vicinity.... risk free. They would likely think it relates to "Lady Business", making the joke on them even funnier. Hope this helps.

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Permalink Reply by Quancy Newtron on August 29, 2008 at 9:39am

Protruding Mini Nubature sounds like a sweet band name...

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Permalink Reply by b on September 9, 2008 at 6:44pm

Call it a "Costanza." He was swimming, the water was cold, yada yada yada.

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Permalink Reply by Starr Spitz on September 16, 2008 at 3:19pm

i loved seinfeld...though his new commercials with Bill Gates are annoying.

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Permalink Reply by Sweetie Pie on September 10, 2008 at 12:37am

Hi STARR!!!

First of all, I think you are really beautiful. And second of all, you are right about "micro-penis". That is the actual term for a man with a small penis. I was married to a guy once and he had the smallest penis I had ever seen. The doctor told me it was a syndrome and it's called loser, I mean, "micro-penis" All I can say is, I thank my luck starrs (no pun intended) everyday that the little prick (again no pun intended) left me while I was taking a shower. It's bad enough having the world's smallest dick, but then to be a coward on top of that. Thats not good and he also smelled pretty badly (where he came from they didn't have deoderant). But, you know what IS good? The fact that I can F*@ck guys with REALLY REALLY BIG C@cks. I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU STARR!!!!!!!!!
Do you have any personal suggestions for me?!
Hope to hear from you soon.

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Permalink Reply by Starr Spitz on September 16, 2008 at 3:25pm

First of all I'm sorry to hear about your man...but it seems like he did you a favor by releasing you back into the wild...which is filled with lots of big ones that don't smell;)

Second, try not to be negative...all that's going to do is waste the time you have to make up for the wasted time with his small one.

Dream big...and make it come true!

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